[x] you have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you (work in a kitchen)
[x] you have ran into a glass/screen door (yup)
[x] you have jumped out of a moving vehicle (used to park golf carts goes faster that way)
[x] you have thought something was funny, laughed, and people gave you weird looks(most times when I go to the movie
[x] you have run into a tree/bush (usually after jumping out of moving golf carts)
[ ] you have been called a blonde

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] you just tried to lick your elbow
[x] you never knew the alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody(just realised it now)
[x] you just sang then to make sure ( had to)
[x] you have tripped over your own feet and fallen(damn you gravity)
[x] you have choked on your own spit (when I have a bad cold yes)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] you have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[ ] you type with three fingers or less
[x] you have accidentally caught something on fire (like I said I work in a kitchen)
[ ] you have tried to drink out of a straw but it went into your nose
[x] you have caught yourself drooling( after a nap, yep)

TOTAL: 1

[x] you have fallen asleep in class ( I ahd a sleeping disorder...and a lot of boring classes)
[x] sometimes you just stop thinking ( it's called working til 4 am)
[x] sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about( who doesn't)
[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from you ( after a few beers, yup)
[x] you are often told to use your "inside voice"( after a few beers, yup)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you use your fingers to do simple math
[x] you have accidentally eaten a bug (who hasn't when being a kid)
[x] you are doing this test when you should be doing something more important (yup)
[x] you have put your clothes on inside out/backwards without realizing it (it's called waking up a 4 am)
[x] you've looked all over for something and then realized it was in your hand/pocket again it's called waking up at 4 am)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] you have posted bulletins because you're afraid of what will happen if you don't
[ ] you break a lot of things
[ ] you tilt your head when confused
[ ] you have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] when lying in bed, you try to find pictures out of the textures on the ceiling
[x ] you use the word "um" a lot ( I'm learning Swedish.....you try it)
[ ] you fail to understand what "um" means
[x] you say "what" and "huh" a lot ( I wear earplugs alot)
[ ] you plan to use a calculator for the multiplication for this test

TOTAL: 2

GRAND TOTAL: 21 = 4x21 = 84 % (sounds about right)

Now take your total and multiply it by four and re-post as "I am _% insane."

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Dani Reese: Why would the universe make fun of us all?
Charlie Crews: Maybe it's insecure.
from the TV series Life.

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